Haircuts. Real haircuts. Remember when you could commit to minimal styling because your hair was already styled by scissors? At most, you had to refluff it or add some cream or something and POOF! It recently dawned on me that while the luxury haircare business is booming and women are spending hundreds of dollars on sew-ins, there’s no damn haircut. While the Gumby had a brief reappearance, for men it’s a cropped cut that is now the most requested and those several-hundred dollar sew-ins lay in whatever inch the bundles were advertised to be. Has the art of cutting faded to a distant memory? Have people watered down their hair originality to fit some uniform standard? Whatever it is, bring back real haircuts.